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MMA System: I Will Be Pound For Pound Goat
by Shadowwarrior_007
Meet Damon CrossAs a child, Damon Cross had to deal with the horrible realities of domestic violence and being homeless. He and his mother, who had always been there for him, struggled to find security. After losing his first backyard fight, When Damon gets a new MMA system, his luck changes dramatically.This mysterious system becomes his guide, improving his skills and raising him into the world of mixed martial arts. He learns more about mixed martial arts and gets better at it with the help o…
Reincarnated As A Baby? My Cry Is A Dragon Roar!
by Northern Wind Sword
Reincarnated as a baby who was in his mother's womb for a hundred years, the moment Lin Xuan was born, the whole world was shocked.When he took his first breath, he gathered all the purple qi from 30,000 miles east. He was dubbed the Saint Child by others.When he let out his first cry, it helped all of the cultivators around him break through their limits.When he first opened his eyes, his parents mastered the Divine Eyes technique.When he first moved his fingers, he tore open a crack in space. …
Sky-cracking Rider
by Huabiao
The fallen Sky Knight was the sky's tears,and with altitude still at hand, he wouldn't give up,Blood and Fire and Iron descended from the heavens,Behold, the heavens were crying!The roaring soul was rising through the sky!!!
RISE OF THE POISON MASTER
by Bj_Omonobi_4986
After the event humans had termed as the new beginning, people had received strange magical powers and beasts mutated, and the world changed in incomprehensible ways as the planet became bigger and monsters ran amok.Gideon is seen as a disappointment as he has a very weak poison affinity and is often mocked and bullied by his peers and was almost disowned by his parents on multiple occasions. But things change when he is about to die but then a strange green bead falls from a spatial crack and l…
When A Snail Falls in Love
by Ding Mo
Xu Xu thought she knew it all. As a no-nonsense top-of-class police academy graduate, she was certain that she was ready for whatever the world threw at her. However, when she was paired with the world-famous detective, Ji Bai, she quickly learned that theory and reality were not always the same. Together they would catch murderers, crack decade old cases, take down international human trafficking rings and even stop a maniacal warlord - all while simultaneously dealing with their budding romanc…
Becoming the Wind
by MAS_HAL
Reyhan Alther died at the age of 20 and was reincarnated… as the wind. Formless and directionless, he drifted through a new world filled with wonder and cruelty. But from that breeze, everything began. With a mysterious power called the Divine Spirit System, Reyhan slowly rose—guiding spirits, gathering followers, and changing the course of the world. From a lonely gust, he became a figure known as Father… even to the gods.A battle of fate awaits. But before that, there's still time for the wind…
Monsters Are Coming
by Slashing Blade
Amidst much anticipation, the virtual reality game Dark Land, a decade in the making, has finally launched. However, its steep price has caused many long-time fans to hesitate. Meanwhile, an obscure game has gained massive attention, cleverly capitalizing on Dark Land's popularity.Qi Sheng: "I've got a link to a cracked version of Dark Land! Free and legit!"
I Got Gravity Magic In The Apocalypse
by The_Envy
A crack in the sky appeared. The apocalypse unfolds, and mutations run rampant, turning beings into monstrous creatures. In a world suddenly plunged into chaos by the strange apocalypse event, Barry finds himself a rare and formidable power – the ability to manipulate gravity. When Barry's newfound abilities clash with the unpredictable forces of Destruction, he must navigate a treacherous world to survive. It turns out that the apocalypse not only happened in their world but also in another par…
Urban Undying Lord
by Adorable little chubby person
Rising from a sea of blood, revived from extinction, as thunder cracks across the sky, Ye Xuan walks out of the blood sea...PS: This book is of a dark genre, the protagonist is cold and ruthless, it is not a tale of sainthood, there are no kneeling women, the protagonist is extremely violent. This is the story of a great demon king's return to the city, perhaps... this book has what you desire.Those of faint heart should not read this book, and neither should moral saints. Please consider carefu…
Mythology Rebooted
by Mocking Phoenix
At dawn.The light of dawn lingered, hesitant to arrive, while the remnants of the setting sun had long faded into darkness. Within the city shrouded in thin mist, the hidden churches in the shadows, veins clinging to the cracks in walls, the gnawing sounds echoing from the sewers, and the murmuring shadows...A lantern bearer strolled forward.
THE CRACK
by Bolita_de_Odio
En el nuevo y despiadado mundo de Koinus, un planeta donde todo gira en torno al poder, las riquezas y el estatus, donde lo importante son las habilidades y la familia a la que pertenezcas, un simple humano como yo no tiene valía alguna. Aquí no soy considerado más que un objeto del que todos pueden disponer, un pedazo de carne que solo sirve para alimentar a las bestias o un sirviente que lame el suelo por el que alguien más fuerte ha pasado. Aquí no soy nadie y, sin embargo, tengo una historia…
MUM OR BUM
by Alabedeshina
Martha, a growing star who’s goal is to make her mum proud, is having a nervous breakdown when her mother asks too much from her, would she consider meeting her mother’s demands and ruin her career? Or would she forget about her principles and focus on her career? See how the story checks out
Bum Bashing
by kim_cancer
"Bum Bashing", as described by the Sun-Sentinel, is a "pastime for youths with too much time on their hands and too much violence in their souls." The following story is about two bullies at a high school, two bullies who definitely had too much time on their hands and too much violence in their souls...VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!
The immortal bum
by yanolu1god
This book is about a Useless bum, this will be bad so I really do suggest not reading it. Why does he sit what is his purpose I dont know either.I write a couple chapters on each book then I lose inspiration so maybe I'll come back to it for this bum I'll be backKing yanolu signs off
The crack of time
by juan_tales
Have you ever regretted your past so deeply that you'd give anything to go back and change it?Elsa Williams, a hardworking woman, still finds herself haunted by her high school years. Not a day goes by without her mind drifting back to that particular moment—one she wishes she could erase or rewrite.If only she could find a time machine, Elsa would travel back and undo the mistakes that continue to weigh heavily on her heart.But when Elsa unexpectedly wakes up in her past, will she have the cour…
Chrysalis of Crack
by SorrowSpinach
Archilles is emptiness incarnate—exiled by a family shackled by suffocating expectations. Cast into isolation, he flees everything he knows, abandoning the sole light in his darkness: his sister, Audrey. Adrift in an unfamiliar city, his very identity dissolves... only to ignite anew.Transmigrate into Oliver body, he is thrust into a dazzling, impossible realm—a fantasy beyond his wildest dreams or dreads.Can this fragile second life defy the tragedy that shattered his first? Or will the hauntin…
A Crack in the Heart
by Aundrea Singer
Aiden Lobo is a graduate student in a world where magic, gods, and demons are part of everyday life. After a terrible betrayal, he is cursed with a Crack in his heart, slowly turning him into a living doorway for an ancient war demon. If Aeshma breaks through to Earth, he will kill millions.<br><br>But before Aeshma can open the Crack, Aiden is rescued by his guardian angel, who uses his own Light to seal Aiden's heart. As a servant of the divine, the nameless angel was supposed to kill Aiden to…